Ouka and Yuta's many conversations while not walking home...

Convo 1:
Ouka: that guy looks like Kanda...
Yuta: CONDOM!!!! =D

Convo 2:
Ouka: Chickens.
Yuta: FISH!
Ouka: Harry
Yuta: Yo momma...

Convo 3:
Ouka: *walks into Yuta's house*
Yuta: *Walks over to her casually*... ._. ... your mom... IS A DISHPAN, FOO!

Convo 4:
Yuta; *Hugs hat* <3
Ouka: You like that hat O.o
Yuta: Yush, and because I'm hugging it my head is suffocating in mah bewbs x.x


Convo 5:
Yuta: *Pauses Naruto as the people are being revived with laser beam doves, stopping when Kakashi got zapped or something.* Ok, you know the laser beam doves that Mr. Wilson was talking about?
Ouka: No?
Yuta: ok. the religious people in my class were getting Mr Wilson to watch a bio on Jebus.
Ouka: o-o
Yuta: Anyway, there was a pic with a dove having a light beam shooting out of its mouth at Jebus. (Yes,Jebus.) From that, was born the laser beam dove: AND IT'S ZAPPING EVERYONE WITH ITS IMPENDING DEATH AND DOOOOOM D: It knows where you live, it can bend space and time to its will, and... IT'S THE PLOTTER BEHIND MADARA AND LEE'S BUSHY EYEBROWS!!!!
Ouka: The laser beam dove can do all that?
Yuta: Nope ^_^

Convo certain numbah:
Ouka: *Moves her book to hit Yuta*
Yuta: *Hits the book in mid-air, because she's that ninja 8D*
Ouka: You know, I have that gigantic book case you have to throw at you...
Yuta: oh shit o.o

Convo... oh welll fuck it:
Ouka: *Reaches for the comp*
Yuta: screw off >.<
Ouka: Screw off yourself
Yuta: oh I will (;

Convo...:
Ouka: *Reaches for the comp again*
Yuta: NUZ! back you fiend!
Ouka: *Grabs her hat* I will flush this down the toilet >.>
Yuta: D: you animal

Ouka: *Talking*
Yuta: *Trying to listen, but failing because she's partially deaf*
Ouka: *Talkiiiing*
Yuta: GOD DAMMIT WOMAN I CAN'T HEAR YOU DX I'm deaf in one ear and you're on mah bad side, foo!
Ouka: Your fault
Yuta: . . . *Ebil glare*

Yuta: *Attempting to write something here* Ok so what did you say Ouka?
Ouka: *Shrugs idk*
Yuta: o.o...
Ouka: *Blink*
Yuta: *Pokes her cheek* POKE
Ouka: WTF


OK SO~
Yuta: *Watching as Soul tries to kill Zaku for hurting mah bewbs on a diff site.* o.o
Ouka: Apparently they like your bewbs...
Yuta: BEWBS <3

Do you really...do that ?